methwitch

Absolutely fucking brutal deathcore band

You hear the new Methwitch record? Bed full of snakes is my favorite.

by Memermetalhead October 26, 2020

Metabitching

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Metawitch

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass

Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

by Coven of the Wild Wood May 28, 2018

Metabitching

Bitching about bitching.

My sister will never stop metabitching about that bitch Caroline who was all "you should never wear that shirt again."

by arudnoh August 7, 2011

methswitch

It's a meth user who buys laundry soap or some like that, takes it home and pours out the soap and refills with water and then returns it to the store for a refund. If done 3 or four times can generate enough funds for their next fix.

Hey I don't have an Id will you do this methswitch for me.

by carbonette June 6, 2011

Meth Witch

When long term methanphetamine addiction transforms a woman into a hideous, twitching ghoul. It is said in some arcane corners of the midwest that they command strange occult magics and can summon crystals with their dark, rambling incantations.

Heather needs to quit tweakin' or she'll ascend and become a Meth Witch, just like her mother.

by Twuntz June 7, 2022