McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Townie McWinchester

Relating to those who live in and have lived in Winchester, VA their entire lives. They drive trucks, hang out at sheetz know where all the college parties are at (even if they don't go to college, and most all of them don't). They drink cheap beer, smoke cheap cigarettes and dip on the daily. Most all of their houses look the same.

Man check out the Townie McWinchester convention by the train tracks

Townie McWinchester by whiteisfast April 7, 2011

McBitches 

When a group of McDonalds female employees get together, whether it be for training or socializing, and a choice few of them act like they are too good to hang out with the rest.

Usually these girls look very high maintianence, will give a small smile followed by an eye roll if you acknowledge them.

"It it looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and works at McyD's.... Its a McBitch"

grl 1: how come those girls wont talk to me?
grl 2: those snotty ones from the other stores?
grl 1: yeah...they look at me and laugh....
grl 2: dont sweat it.... they are some McBitches.

McBitches by DoubleAgent October 15, 2011