McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007

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Townie McWinchester

Relating to those who live in and have lived in Winchester, VA their entire lives. They drive trucks, hang out at sheetz know where all the college parties are at (even if they don't go to college, and most all of them don't). They drink cheap beer, smoke cheap cigarettes and dip on the daily. Most all of their houses look the same.

Man check out the Townie McWinchester convention by the train tracks

Townie McWinchester by whiteisfast April 7, 2011

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McBitches

When a group of McDonalds female employees get together, whether it be for training or socializing, and a choice few of them act like they are too good to hang out with the rest.

Usually these girls look very high maintianence, will give a small smile followed by an eye roll if you acknowledge them.

"It it looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch, and works at McyD's.... Its a McBitch"

grl 1: how come those girls wont talk to me?
grl 2: those snotty ones from the other stores?
grl 1: yeah...they look at me and laugh....
grl 2: dont sweat it.... they are some McBitches.

McBitches by DoubleAgent October 15, 2011

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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