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mathswatch

shitty thing that maths teachers make kids do for homework because they are lazy fucks
the teacher set me mathswatch
mathswatch by thailaa February 1, 2021

Metawitch 

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass
Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

methwitch 

You hear the new Methwitch record? Bed full of snakes is my favorite.
methwitch by Memermetalhead October 26, 2020

mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work
“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.
“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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