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methswitch 

It's a meth user who buys laundry soap or some like that, takes it home and pours out the soap and refills with water and then returns it to the store for a refund. If done 3 or four times can generate enough funds for their next fix.
Hey I don't have an Id will you do this methswitch for me.
methswitch by carbonette June 6, 2011
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mathswatch

shitty thing that maths teachers make kids do for homework because they are lazy fucks
the teacher set me mathswatch
mathswatch by thailaa February 1, 2021

Metawitch 

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass
Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

methwitch 

You hear the new Methwitch record? Bed full of snakes is my favorite.
methwitch by Memermetalhead October 26, 2020

mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work
“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.
“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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