Mertzy

A Rocket League content creator/freestyler who creates Rocket League content for his own Youtube Channel as well as being part of a Rocket League team called Disunified with his team mates/friends Pulse Osm and Linkuru

That Freestyler is so Mertzy

by WhatisJoblessFat January 18, 2021

mertzify

mertzify (v) to take a small amount of information and to transform it into a an impressive outcome.

to mertz - to vastly improve something, an idea, a concept, a thought and make it drastically better.

He took the client's information and was able to mertzify it and they loved it!

by ehouse May 13, 2010

mertay

Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.

A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."

by cloe12345 January 5, 2017

Merthyr Tumbleweed

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.

Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?

by Lingoooo October 27, 2007

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.

Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.

by Tribs April 26, 2009

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005