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mertzify 

mertzify (v) to take a small amount of information and to transform it into a an impressive outcome.

to mertz - to vastly improve something, an idea, a concept, a thought and make it drastically better.
He took the client's information and was able to mertzify it and they loved it!
mertzify by ehouse May 13, 2010
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Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.
A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."
mertay by cloe12345 January 5, 2017

Merthyr Tumbleweed

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.
Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?
Merthyr Tumbleweed by Lingoooo October 27, 2007
Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.
Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!
mertzing by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.
Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.
Merzy Manifold by Tribs April 26, 2009

Merthyr defence, The 

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
Merthyr defence, The by The Moai April 11, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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