Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.
He has a cute smile.
They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.
He has a cute smile.
They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.
by cloe12345 January 5, 2017
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That Freestyler is so Mertzy
by WhatisJoblessFat January 18, 2021
Get the Mertzy mug.Used to describe the most trustworthy beautiful man in the world. Stands for goldnes,Hope, understanding, responsebility and fun. In a world full of liers and traitors this kind of person ist admireable and rare.
by Unknownuser27 December 30, 2016
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by Lingoooo October 27, 2007
Get the Merthyr Tumbleweed mug.Someone who is 13 years old. Wants to be an astronaut. Is obsessed with guinea pigs. Super tall. Has brown wavy hair.
Look it’s Mersaydeez!
by Mersaydeez October 21, 2020
Get the mersaydeez mug.A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
by The Moai April 11, 2005
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