Merthyr 

A land full of green
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs

who spit and piss on slides

travel further

Galon Uchaf

with a football field that has no goalposts

Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land

inhabited by Jack Kahl

Next is pant which is alright

no one really cares for it cause its shite

After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron

You the town where the smackheads live

asking for money that you should never give

Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there

and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4

Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen

boring and full of specials

The land of green

the taff trail
and Drugs

The land of green

The land of weed

oh you live in Merthyr

yh

can I have some drugs then

Merthyr by Chimp6942 March 10, 2021

Merthyr Tumbleweed

A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.

Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?

Merthyr Tumbleweed by Lingoooo October 27, 2007

Merthyr defence, The 

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

Merthyr defence, The by The Moai April 11, 2005

Merthyr Tydfil 

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets

Merthyr Tydfil by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011

Merthyr Tidfyl FC 

Merthyr Tydfil FC is the best club in wales and england. With winning the FA cup 14 times overtaking Arsenal and have won the Champions League 4 times and Europa League once.

Merthyr Tidfyl FC is the best team in England

Merthyr Tidfyl FC by Aaron Ramsey December 18, 2022

Merthur 

The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.

Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard

Merthur by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020

Merthur 

Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.

Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!

Merthur by Hamulas April 16, 2013