merzy 

A word created by an illiterate man when they really meant "mosey"

I'm going to merzy on down to my remedial English lesson.

merzy by DafDaf January 12, 2005

merzy 

To get going or to start moving.

On a speed scale, a merzy is faster than a mosey, but not as fast as a skdaddle

1. Your ready? Good - Lets merzy.
2. I cant hang around - I gotta merzy

merzy by Rex January 12, 2005

Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.

Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.

Merzy Manifold by Tribs April 26, 2009

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

MerryJo 

MerryJo has an excellent personality with a heart of gold but she’s also beautiful. Her tall sexy body with bedroom eyes makes her ravishing, foxy, attractive, gorgeous and captivating.

When it comes to working, MerryJo is professional, caring and says what’s on her mind.

MerryJo is excellent with her words and writing comes naturally for her, she is an author and loves to write true events, fiction novels and poetry. MerryJo’s caring personality makes her a perfect match to work in the medical industry as a nurse, counselor or drug rehab facility.

You may never meet a MerryJo in your lifetime but if you do, feel blessed and make her part of your future. You will love MerryJo forever plus one day.

I went on a blind date and met MerryJo at Pineapple Willy’s and it was love at first sight. ❤️

MerryJo by 69Love July 28, 2019

MerryJo 

A professional woman at work and a down to earth person at home and with friends. She always has joy and love in her heart ❤️

This girl is A Merryjo

MerryJo by 69Love July 25, 2019

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020