mertz

1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.

2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.

3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz

use interchangebly with SMERTZ

Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!

I gotta go take a huge mertz.

I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.

by pile'o'smertz July 20, 2008

mertz

a big guy that have curly looking hair and goes to the gym a lot

what up mertz looking fine

by hjorth321 February 3, 2017

Debra Mertz

1. Dumb biznich
2. a woman who hides her ignorance behind multiple worthless degrees
3. woman with severe halitosis
4. woman with a husband who has a chode
5. a Nazi professor - No A for you!

1. Dang Debra Mertz is a freakin moron.
2. I think Debra Mertz got all her degrees from 1-800-get-a-degree
3. That girl got breath like Debra Mertz
4. That woman looks like an unsatisfied Debra Mertz.
5. That UOP teacher Debra Mertz is Hitler's duaghter.

by Debra Mertz May 28, 2003

david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

Merthur

The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.

Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard

by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Merthur

Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.

Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!

by Hamulas April 16, 2013