mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

mertzing by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

merting 

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

lucy metzing 

a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.

you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.

lucy metzing by pussyasssssshoe January 26, 2018

metzinger 

A crack-head

Smokes from a crack-head pipe because that’s what a metzinger is

metzinger by Methadome head May 15, 2018

merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

merthing by dr eddie September 13, 2009

Merazing 

The over obsession with his e-kittens makes the air around him nearly palpable with the amount of aura he expresses.

Dang the amount of Merazing going on right now.

Merazing by Vibz__ December 28, 2024