Mernch

Indianapolis lingo that is a mispronounciation of the Chicago slang "merch" or "merch it"

I met Mike Epps last weekend

Mernch? No way dih

Mernch by Ifwfishfillet June 28, 2026

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Menchi 

1. Japanese for mince. It's often used to describe meat, like minced meat. Minced means cut up.

2. Menchi is a dog in the anime Excel Saga. He is Excel's, the main character, emergency food supply in case she gets hungry, and unfortunately, Excel gets hungry a lot. Therefore, the creation of the ED, Menchi Aishuu No Borero, where Menchi begs not to be eaten by Excel.

1. Would you please make the menchi meat that you're famous for, senpai?

2. Menchi hates to get eaten.

Menchi by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

bt merchant by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant 

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

Merchant by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant 

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

dole merchant by DSelby March 7, 2007