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Mentor of Merrymaking 

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
Mentor of Merrymaking by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
Related Words

mentorphobia 

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge 

A challenge where you put a bunch of mentos in your mouth and trying to consume a 2 liter bottle of diet coke spilling as little as possible. The chemical reaction produced by the coke interacting with the mentos causes it to burst out causing people to spill coke while consuming it.
"Chester and I tried the Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge last night, man it hard to chug down that Diet coke tho!"

Don't Mention the War

A popular phrase of avoidance borrowed from British sitcom, Fawlty Towers.
"Have you taken out the garbage?" "Don't mention the war."

"Are you enjoying your meal?" "Don't mention the war."

mentholly disabled 

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

Mentionitis 

giving away the fact one has a crush by frequently mentioning the crush object in an "innocent" context.
Mentionitis as a warning sign:
"Boyfriend: let's go see Movie X
Girlfriend: Oh, Tony from the office saw that and liked it!

Boyfriend: How about pizza?
Girlfriend: sure, i saw Tony from the office having slice and am now craving one.

Girlfriend: I am leaving you for Tony from the office"
Mentionitis by pseudoanu November 14, 2010