Menting 

Step By Step Tutorial:
1. Go to a graveyard with 1 friend (only two people needed for this) with Coke and Mentos
2. Retrieve a dead body (Female)
3. Pour Coke into the females vagina and place Mentos in afterwards
4. Tape the hole shut and let pressure build.
5. Munt and watch in adoration
6. Enjoy!

Friend 1: I found this new word on the urban dictionary called "menting"
Friend 2: Oh I saw that, too. Let's do it
Friend 1: Okey dokey artichokey

Menting by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

tex-mexting 

When you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a Chili's To Go.

I was totally tex-mexting her from the bathroom today.

tex-mexting by Dexhart January 13, 2014

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021