meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

by The tenderizer October 9, 2017

Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009

Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.

Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!

by jewrock February 18, 2011

meating

To have really gross sex. Either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.

They meated, They were meating.

Oh my god, Ashley has been meating since middle school. What a whore.

by Chloe1111111111 March 18, 2010