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meningitis 

a disease in which there is inflammation of the meninges, caused by viral or bacterial infection.
i got meningitis three years ago
meningitis by Daniyal valizadeh December 6, 2007
Words you can keep

Meningitis 

It's where you like men, not vaginas.
"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."
Meningitis by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009

meningitis 

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.
jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!
meningitis by news_hoe December 25, 2020

spinal meningitis 

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?
spinal meningitis by Ween April 7, 2005

Monday Morning Meningitis 

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

niki meningitis 

it is when you are addicted to niki minaj songs
my son has niki meningitis, is he gay?
niki meningitis by yeezy_teezy June 14, 2021

Spinal Meningitis 

It really got us down.
"Spinal Meningitis really got me down..."
Spinal Meningitis by Oriyirah March 13, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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