Menoclaws 

When a bro starts developing a taste for White Claw Hard Seltzer

“Dude, I think Trey might have Menoclaws”
“No bro, I watched him shotgun a bud light an hour ago!”

Menoclaws by sakeizpro July 4, 2020

menaclause 

When a woman breaks out in hot flashes and freaks out over nothing at Christmas time.

She bitched so much after she opened my Christmas present, I was convinced she was experiencing menaclause.

menaclause by woon January 9, 2011

Menopaws 

When dudes get catty

Holy shit it's getting catty up in here, are Lance and Lennie going through menopaws? #eatatsubway

Menopaws by Jake Ez July 1, 2017

Menoclaus 

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

Menoclaus by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

menoclause

When women get really bitchy towards christmas time.

It can sometimes be related to the all the shopping and stress.

John: Jamie has been an even bigger bitch since december started.
Steve: She must have hit menoclause

menoclause by Jmoney94 December 29, 2009

monoclausic 

born with one left testicle.

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."

monoclausic by dan December 15, 2003

menopaws 

Da "change of life" age where ya emit a particular hormone which causes dudes to grope yer boobs and grab yer ass.

Da whole idea of menopaws is a myth --- tongue-lolling studs will wanna start "getting friendly wif their hands" just as soon as you get anything bigger than A-cups, so that can of course happen as soon in life as yer early teens, never mind anywhere near middle-age!

menopaws by QuacksO February 15, 2020