woon's definitions

Period Queen

The woman, among a group of women, whose period cycle controls the synchronicity of the menses cycles of the other women. Mainly occurs when women live together.

Hey, who does she think she is? The period queen?

by woon January 9, 2011

menaclause

When a woman breaks out in hot flashes and freaks out over nothing at Christmas time.

She bitched so much after she opened my Christmas present, I was convinced she was experiencing menaclause.

by woon January 9, 2011