menaclause

When a woman breaks out in hot flashes and freaks out over nothing at Christmas time.

She bitched so much after she opened my Christmas present, I was convinced she was experiencing menaclause.

by woon January 9, 2011

menapplause

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.

When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.

by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007

Menoclaus

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

menoclause

When women get really bitchy towards christmas time.

It can sometimes be related to the all the shopping and stress.

John: Jamie has been an even bigger bitch since december started.
Steve: She must have hit menoclause

by Jmoney94 December 29, 2009

menapause

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause

by Bob thim le May 20, 2018