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menapplause 

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.
When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.
menapplause by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007
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Menoclaus 

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.
"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."
Menoclaus by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

menoclause

When women get really bitchy towards christmas time.

It can sometimes be related to the all the shopping and stress.
John: Jamie has been an even bigger bitch since december started.
Steve: She must have hit menoclause
menoclause by Jmoney94 December 29, 2009

menapause 

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period
Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause
menapause by Bob thim le May 20, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026