During our memersation last night, his This-is-Sparta! response to my Lolcat set me up perfectly to send Morphius What-if-I-told-you, which I know he loved because he quickly replied with baby-fist-pump.

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Memersation by JennnFiagert May 18, 2014

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Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

Self-Motorbation by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

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motorbation

the act of vigorously shaking one's head between a pair of large breasts while simultaneously performing sexual acts on one's own genitalia

Motorbation is a large part of foreplay between Steve and his well-endowed wife.

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Memorbating

Masturbating while using only personal memories.

Yesterday I was memorbating to my college girlfriend and daaaaamn

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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