mederbating 

When you have no means of stimulus when masterbating and make use of your imagination to make a prono in your head. You look as if you are meditating and masterbating at the same time.

I was mederbating in the shower.

mederbating by lona_love June 3, 2016

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

Meerkating 

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

Meerkating by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019

Moderating Nazi 

A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.

Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"

Moderating Nazi by hippy September 18, 2004

Meerkating 

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.

There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

Meerkating by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017

Meerkating 

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.

"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"

Meerkating by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016

Power Hungry Moderating 

The abuse of an online forums moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.

"After looking at the posts that he deleted I happen to agree with what he's done. The posts you made look like you're trying to get the 15 posts needed to be able to post links. They'll stay deleted." -Arcanine
"Fuck you, and your Power Hungry Moderating.." -Professor_Ash

Power Hungry Moderating by A no ny mous November 3, 2010