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mederbating

When you have no means of stimulus when masterbating and make use of your imagination to make a prono in your head. You look as if you are meditating and masterbating at the same time.
I was mederbating in the shower.
by lona_love June 3, 2016
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Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
by JHorton09 June 1, 2011
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Meerkating

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating
by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019
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Moderating Nazi

A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.
Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
by hippy September 18, 2004
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Meerkating

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.
There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...
by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017
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Meerkating

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.
"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"
by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016
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Power Hungry Moderating

The abuse of an online forums moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.
"After looking at the posts that he deleted I happen to agree with what he's done. The posts you made look like you're trying to get the 15 posts needed to be able to post links. They'll stay deleted." -Arcanine
"Fuck you, and your Power Hungry Moderating.." -Professor_Ash
by A no ny mous November 3, 2010
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