meloing

Meloing is when a male has a very small penis, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when participating in any sexual activities.

Carmelo!! Why are you meloing?? You need a penis pump!!

by LilBiscuit December 1, 2015

Meloing

To be absolutely 100% perfect in every and any way possible.

She was so beautiful and meloing that she got the attention of everyone.

by smargmen00 March 27, 2021

melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

melinglong

A person of ethnicity - male or female - that is a mix of Indian, Asian and Black at once.
This definition can also be used towards somebody that is "fucking around" or messing up an action a lot.

"Stop being a fucking Melinglong"

by YourMumsVisa August 22, 2021

Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Melting

When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.

"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."

by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016