meloing
Meloing is when a male has a very small penis, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when participating in any sexual activities.
meloing by LilBiscuit December 1, 2015
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Meloing
Meloing by smargmen00 March 27, 2021
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melting pearls on my tummy
Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.
melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012
Melting Pearls
It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015
melinglong
A person of ethnicity - male or female - that is a mix of Indian, Asian and Black at once.
This definition can also be used towards somebody that is "fucking around" or messing up an action a lot.
This definition can also be used towards somebody that is "fucking around" or messing up an action a lot.
melinglong by YourMumsVisa August 22, 2021
Melting pearls on my tummy
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012
Melting
When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.
Melting by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016
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