(verb) Being super awesome.
by Vanessa the Ballerina April 25, 2011

Similar to 'Shelving'. Except the drugs are crushed into a straw and another member of the same sex blows the contents of the straw up the persons anus
by Melver101 October 27, 2009

by Clana September 21, 2005

sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..
by Julz November 02, 2004

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
by tpak May 23, 2008
