Mekler

VERY DISGUSTING AND 285 AND has a red rocket and has lint in rolls

Your so mekler bro its nasty

Mekler by Danny Mekler February 12, 2026

Melker 

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

Meleroth 

World Of Warcraft player who originated on Demonsoul (Server name). Know as Ivan in real life. This is your typical WoW addict. Meleroth fantasizes about World Of Warcraft all day talking to his friends in between periods and in lunch about his paladin. Meleroth is a black-sheep of paladins. While regular paladins heal, Meleroth likes to DPS (Damage Per Second).

I hate when paladins pull off a meleroth and try to dps. They all suck

Meleroth by Ivan R. March 29, 2008

ethan mesler 

-first man to be able to OD on marijuana

-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right

-lives for attention

-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco

ethan mesler is a failure

ethan mesler by cole395 June 9, 2019

Mewlery 

Man-Jewelery = Mewlery. Apparently not found socially attractive to women from PA and other states. Its more of a long Island/Jersey thing when men wear jewelery (necklaces, rings, etc.)

Man: Hey babe, don't you love my necklace and my gold rings?

Beachy: Your such a guido from Long Island wearing that mewlery!

Mewlery by lark27 November 21, 2010

Melker 

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

Melker by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Melker 

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

Melker by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018