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He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.
Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019
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Mekler • Melker • Mealer • Meleri • Mellery • Meeler • meiler • mellers • Mealergasm • mealerz

Meleroth 

World Of Warcraft player who originated on Demonsoul (Server name). Know as Ivan in real life. This is your typical WoW addict. Meleroth fantasizes about World Of Warcraft all day talking to his friends in between periods and in lunch about his paladin. Meleroth is a black-sheep of paladins. While regular paladins heal, Meleroth likes to DPS (Damage Per Second).
I hate when paladins pull off a meleroth and try to dps. They all suck
Meleroth by Ivan R. March 29, 2008

ethan mesler 

-first man to be able to OD on marijuana

-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right

-lives for attention

-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
ethan mesler is a failure
ethan mesler by cole395 June 9, 2019
Man-Jewelery = Mewlery. Apparently not found socially attractive to women from PA and other states. Its more of a long Island/Jersey thing when men wear jewelery (necklaces, rings, etc.)
Man: Hey babe, don't you love my necklace and my gold rings?

Beachy: Your such a guido from Long Island wearing that mewlery!
Mewlery by lark27 November 21, 2010
a huge throbbing horse cock.
Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!
Melker by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022
Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.
Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand
Melker by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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