Melker

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018

Melker

Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.

Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend

by Melker the legend December 11, 2016

Melker

Melker is a extremly beautiful guy with a two meters long dick. Melker fucks someone every night, he is also rich as fuck

Oh, he look likes a Melker because he probablly wants to fuck.

by Axel Björnfot December 12, 2016

Melker

he is a viking, he is a munstycke Arabisk pedofil från Kina, släckten är från Argentina

#belikemelker
www.melker.com

"im a melker" " you are so melker" "han är melker" "sluta melker"

by Hejmo March 09, 2020

Melker

Short disgusting, white, privlidged asshole, with a humongusly small penis. His favorite Shrek 3 charachter is the gay cat. He also has a dig bick.

''Only Melker's listen to lil yachty''

by Totally not Bäck February 24, 2017