Generally considered to be an insult used by the faint of heart. Can be heard in small scottish suburbs, but only the ones full of hoors and hoormasters. Also seems to be shouted out in rural pubs with barmaids who have been spitroasted by local farmers. It is also considered to be a small honour to be refered to as a mealer, usually after performing an act that is both incredibly dumb but also insanely funny.

Mealer1: totally threw a teacake off my dads head yesterday

Mealer2: wow, but why?

Mealer1: Bored

Mealer2: You mealer

Mealer by JimmerTronJnr June 24, 2009

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MEALER; Definition: (Verb) To pulverize, to make anew, to grind down and re-form/re-shape from dust, sustaining element, et al.
(Noun) Object or person with the ability to provide a new beginning of an item or items by pulverizing and combining, exemplifying the past to shape the future of those around them.
(Adjective) Make new or better from infinite particles.
(Adverbial Clause, Conjunct, Adjunct, Disjunct, Expletive) As in; “You’ve been Mealer’d!” In a good way.

Mrs. Smith decided she'd had enough of the rowdy 3rd grade class, she decided it was time to mealer them into a respectable group of students.

Mealer by Dr. Sanjay Sachdeva February 10, 2023

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Mealer

Someone who has characteristics of meal; quite a mealy person

Person 1: bro jay is such a mealer
Person 2: I know bro and they’re bad at Mario

Mealer by Fat Lorenzo July 7, 2023

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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

Free Mealer by NM83 August 17, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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