Megerkin

A person who buys stocks high, when it drops gets scared and sells low. Then gets angry at the company. Because they lost money they post negativity on the board of said company. They do not blame themselves, they blame the company.

Person A: "Who is that guy that is always bearish and talks about corn gas every hour of the day"
Person B: "Don't worry about him, he's a Megerkin, lost out big on $GEVO"

by Lawrence331 May 4, 2022

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

Tits MaGerkin

A word used to fuck with one anothers mind while high, or just anyone with a low IQ.

Yo, have you seen watatangular activity 6.
Idiot: nah..
You: c'mon its the one with tits MaGerkin.
Idiot: oh yah I seen dat..
You: you truly are fucking retarded

by BlondiDredz May 1, 2011

Shaky McGerkin

Someone who is constantly shaky when trying to do anything & isn’t able to keep a steady hand.

Person 1: “Ok shaky McGerkin hand it over your too shaky to even be handling that”
Person 2: “I’m sorry but I can’t stop shaking I don’t know if it’s my nerves or I’m withdrawling”

by Bosslady2417 August 22, 2022