Megerkin

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A person who buys stocks high, when it drops gets scared and sells low. Then gets angry at the company. Because they lost money they post negativity on the board of said company. They do not blame themselves, they blame the company.

Person A: "Who is that guy that is always bearish and talks about corn gas every hour of the day"
Person B: "Don't worry about him, he's a Megerkin, lost out big on $GEVO"

Megerkin by Lawrence331 May 4, 2022

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Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

Slimey McGerkins by Nick September 14, 2004

Related Words

Megerkin • mcgerkin • mecgerkin • Shaky McGerkin • Slimey McGerkins • Tits MaGerkin

mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

mcgerkin by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

mecgerkin by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

Tits MaGerkin

A word used to fuck with one anothers mind while high, or just anyone with a low IQ.

Yo, have you seen watatangular activity 6.
Idiot: nah..
You: c'mon its the one with tits MaGerkin.
Idiot: oh yah I seen dat..
You: you truly are fucking retarded

Tits MaGerkin by BlondiDredz May 1, 2011

Shaky McGerkin

Someone who is constantly shaky when trying to do anything & isn’t able to keep a steady hand.

Person 1: “Ok shaky McGerkin hand it over your too shaky to even be handling that”
Person 2: “I’m sorry but I can’t stop shaking I don’t know if it’s my nerves or I’m withdrawling”

Shaky McGerkin by Bosslady2417 August 22, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026