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similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

mcgerkin by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

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Shaky McGerkin

Someone who is constantly shaky when trying to do anything & isn’t able to keep a steady hand.

Person 1: “Ok shaky McGerkin hand it over your too shaky to even be handling that”
Person 2: “I’m sorry but I can’t stop shaking I don’t know if it’s my nerves or I’m withdrawling”

Shaky McGerkin by Bosslady2417 August 22, 2022

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McGurkined

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

McGurkined by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

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Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

Slimey McGerkins by Nick September 14, 2004

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The Mcgurkin

When a girl is about to squirt and you stop and shove skittles drink mix up her pussy and then she squirts in your mouth snd it taste like skittles

Yeah bro I just did the Mcgurkin on reed, her pussy tasted like red skittles!

The Mcgurkin by The Rapes Bane March 9, 2021

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McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

McJerkin Trade by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

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mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

mecgerkin by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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