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blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005

saggy

frank blass' breasts

frank blass is saggy in his breastal area

by SHOWTIME March 7, 2005

mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005