mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

McGurkined

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

The Mcgurkin

When a girl is about to squirt and you stop and shove skittles drink mix up her pussy and then she squirts in your mouth snd it taste like skittles

Yeah bro I just did the Mcgurkin on reed, her pussy tasted like red skittles!

by The Rapes Bane March 9, 2021

mcgerkin

similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.

After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.

by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Tits MaGerkin

A word used to fuck with one anothers mind while high, or just anyone with a low IQ.

Yo, have you seen watatangular activity 6.
Idiot: nah..
You: c'mon its the one with tits MaGerkin.
Idiot: oh yah I seen dat..
You: you truly are fucking retarded

by BlondiDredz May 1, 2011