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Meganonce 

Greater than a regular nonce. Wielding more power and with the ability to nonce much harder than a regular nonce, a Meganonce will literally become a school teacher or staff member (or any other profession with children involved) in order to be closer to children. They will often be found sending online texts to minors and small children, but it isn't likely they will get away with it. Meganonces do not have great understanding of what could get them into trouble, thus they will get caught more often than not. Be wary for they are much more aggressive than regular nonces.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Tony, the school janitor was arrested!"
Person 2: "Really?! What did he do?"
Person 1: "He got arrested because he's a sex offender. He's a Meganonce."
Meganonce by Vixere November 6, 2020

megaforce 

Typical energy drink in Finland. Usually users are called "Jonne"
Look, that Jonne is drinking Megaforce
megaforce by Sc4nDaL November 2, 2017
She is a girl who doesn't like to have a lot of attention. She would prefer to sit in a corner alone. SHe is a kind hearted beautiful person. She Might not think so and she looks down on herself alot.Thats a bad thing about a Meganne . She can make you feel amazing. loved and cared for. She is a really pretty person inside and out.She isn't afraid to hurt someone if he or she hurt someone she loves or cares for. In her dictionary there is no such thing as karma , because she is karma. She is beautiful but don't fall for her trap she might just catch you and if you make the wrong move you will loose her forever.Once you gain her trust never break it shell hate you forever and will never forgive you
person 1 *hits her litle brother* WHY DIDNT YOU DO MY HOMEWORK??
little brother:MEGANNE HELPP!!!!
(MEGANNE COMES RUSHING OVER AND BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE GUY) never mess with my family again!
Meganne by Meganne.Arcand October 12, 2018

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Meganonomous 

1) The worlds greatest person known to man-kind
2) The state in which nobody lives except for those who which to live a somewhat orgasmic life.
"I'm just going to visit Meganonomous" *drools*
Meganonomous by Megan Nielsen November 22, 2004

meganocity 

is a philosophy that inspires individuality and acceptance, to love and to treat with kindness
i believe in meganocity.
meganocity by meganocity July 8, 2011

Megaloney 

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.
Megaloney by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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