Jim Curcio is a turd gobbling fraud who ruined MedForce by pretending to be something he is not. Don’t be a Jim Curcio and ruin everyone around you. Total fraud!!!
Jim Curcio MedForce. A giant Turd Gobbler. Total fraud. Laughing stock of MedForce.
Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.
From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"
I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"