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megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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big dick anaconda megaboner

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator
all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner
by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021
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Omegaboner

Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.

The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner
The Omegaboner is a very dangerous power, it must be executed with great caution.
by deltapidelta October 22, 2006
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negaboner

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety
dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner
by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009
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megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.
Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.
by Hay Soos July 18, 2006
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meatboner

a huge boner (bigger than a normal boner) that you get from seeing some sort of meat
devin:hey look at that chicken breast
casey:i think i just got a meatboner
by mr horenzoi June 9, 2011
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Megaloderank

When FEDERA deranks someone in a Discord Server by lots of ranks. That is a megaloderank.
Yo give thicc boi kyle a MEGALODERANK!
by Federa's Dad June 2, 2018
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