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Megachodon

A huge ass chode that scares other chodes away because of it´s intimidating size and speed. It´s the megalodon of chodes.
Dude 1: ¨Aw damn dude, I woke up this morning and realised that I have a megachodon!!!!!!!!!!!!!¨
Dude 2:¨Suck a chode!¨
by Brodude69696 January 23, 2016
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Megalodon

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.
by simon warren November 17, 2003
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Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.
Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.
by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015
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Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014
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Megalodong

I here she likes Megalodongs
by KatoArin October 10, 2022
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Megalodon

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.
Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.
by Paulhully August 12, 2018
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Megalodongus

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie
by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019
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