Megalodongus

A big fucking penis

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie

by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019

Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick

I here she likes Megalodongs

by KatoArin October 10, 2022

ultra megalodons

When something you dont like happens, and instead of saying "what the fuck" you say ultra megalodons.

"What the ultra megalodons"

by Casey fitzweiner January 16, 2008

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodong

A highly motivated person who is pushing you to your limits, someone who will destroy you in all kinds of activitys.

Yesterday I was at the gym with John, he pushd me to my limits. A true Megalodong.

by Kovalski September 6, 2023