by Saxon_Parasitic December 19, 2023
Get the Medbot mug.Today I'd like to raise awareness of a rare and notorious disorder that many Sailors and Marines may be suffering from. Signs and symptoms include but are not limited to: pessimism, depression, random outbursts of anger, mild to severe cases of misanthropy, higher alcohol and tobacco use, and a general dislike of many other things for no apparent reason.
Some people might say "hey look at that alcoholic", or "why are you so mad all the time?" even things like, "don't you have any pride in your job?" the usual reply is, "fuck off" or "shut up" or any other random negative reply that will spontaneously spew out. Then they look at the person with slight disdain, or disgust.
MedBattalionism (also known as MB) is a serious problem in todays armed forces, and whats worse is that it's spreading among those who have not even been there. New studies suggest that it may be passed simply by spending time with anyone who has been there and has symptoms. Please be aware of the signs and symptoms noted above and take immediate action.
Currently there is NO KNOWN CURE. Once the symptoms take effect, you may be stuck with it. Currently it is possible the signs and symptoms may subside, but this DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE CURED. If you or someone you know is suffering from MB, get them a beer fast, don't ask how work went, and for the love of god don't ask what they did all day!
Some people might say "hey look at that alcoholic", or "why are you so mad all the time?" even things like, "don't you have any pride in your job?" the usual reply is, "fuck off" or "shut up" or any other random negative reply that will spontaneously spew out. Then they look at the person with slight disdain, or disgust.
MedBattalionism (also known as MB) is a serious problem in todays armed forces, and whats worse is that it's spreading among those who have not even been there. New studies suggest that it may be passed simply by spending time with anyone who has been there and has symptoms. Please be aware of the signs and symptoms noted above and take immediate action.
Currently there is NO KNOWN CURE. Once the symptoms take effect, you may be stuck with it. Currently it is possible the signs and symptoms may subside, but this DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE CURED. If you or someone you know is suffering from MB, get them a beer fast, don't ask how work went, and for the love of god don't ask what they did all day!
He's not insane he has Medbattalionism.
Medbattalionism damages the morale.
Medbattalionism will drive you to jerk off with sandpaper instead of returning to your respective job.
Medbattalionism damages the morale.
Medbattalionism will drive you to jerk off with sandpaper instead of returning to your respective job.
by Longfin December 12, 2012
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A brand of shoes commonly used in playing TF2 bball. They are known to give the 'bigg dunks'. They are named after the lead forward of the Air Doctors TF2 bball team, Air Medbot.
by tyir January 21, 2009
Get the air medbos mug.Contraction of the words "media" and "idiots". Used to describe "news" reporters who continually make inaccurate reports, write stories without fact checking, run government press-releases without any follow-up questions, or provide analysis on topics they know nothing about.
by BToellner May 8, 2008
Get the mediots mug.The outrageous idea that Meg White, from the rock band The White Stipes, is actually a robot that Jack White built to replace the original Meg White who died in a car accident.
Megbot evidence: "And I'm talking to myself at night Because I can't forget/ ...And the message coming from my eyes says leave it alone" From Seven Nation Army. Jack is still haunted by the loss of Meg, but something inside is telling him it's time to move on.
by Abstract September 22, 2008
Get the MegBot mug.{MedBitch} is a definition of a player who plays tf2 medic and is mentally ill addicted to only one player/friend/love one and only pocket them and never heal anyone else because of there 5 IQ and over EGO, don't know how to play the class. usually the {MedBitch} is a whale and will waste there money on Over Pricey Cosmetic to make them look like they are professional at the game but easy to find that there not professional afterwards. easy signs to find out someone is a {MedBitch} is a Female sounding person pockets a soilder, heavy, demo and only see {MedBitch} only healing them in the battlefield not the other teammates around them.
"We Got Ourselves a MedBitch" means that the Team notices a terrible Degenerate medic on their their team and only will heal their fuckboy Teammate.
"Fuck this MedBitch" means your Team and yourself is annoyed and pissed off at the MedBitch and willing to VoteKick the Medbitch off the server, when it works the fuckboy will disconnect the server and comfort the MedBitch.
"Fuck this MedBitch" means your Team and yourself is annoyed and pissed off at the MedBitch and willing to VoteKick the Medbitch off the server, when it works the fuckboy will disconnect the server and comfort the MedBitch.
by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023
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