Contraction of the words "media" and "idiots". Used to describe "news" reporters who continually make inaccurate reports, write stories without fact checking, run governmentpress-releases without any follow-up questions, or provide analysis on topics they know nothing about.
Human idiot who will blindly believe and spread what the media reports without tapping into the source, the validity and the true purpuse of the news.
I get tired trying to make a point about politics with that guy, all he believes is what he saw on the tv news or red in the paper. What a brainwashed mediot!
Merely walking down the street has become a challenge due to the overabundance of slow walking Social Mediots obliviously staring into their smart devices.
Noun: a self-identified expert on memes, and always knows when to use the right one in theoretically every situation. They are often seen in their natural habitat, the Internet, viciously pointing out when a Plebian incorrectly uses a meme.
"You used the wrong meme, you fucking idiot. Trust me, I'm a memeotologist."
"As a memeotologist, I would say this moment calls for a Scumbag Stacey. You're such a bitch."
The irrational fear (phobia) of an underlying penis shape in the crotch region of clothing. This can be a fear of the actual outline, or the fear that a bunch of the fabric may be in fact indicative of actual real turgid manflesh. It is a perceptual fear, and while there is no causality link between cock bumps and the fear; it is most likely associated between someone's fear of intimate contact in collusion with their hypersensitivity of other's sex organs. They may fear a sexual encounter is imminent if the impression of the penis is visible.
Closeted homosexuals often exhibit medectophobia when witnessing a man in a bikini or bike shorts.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.