Meatstinct

Meatstinct is the human instinct for meat. It is the desire to devour tasty animal flesh and should not be ignored. Give in to your meatstinct!

I’m getting some very strong meatstinct looking at that succulent pork chop.

by Shedmundo December 24, 2019

Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

meatstick

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

by Cass April 13, 2005

meatstink

The putrid odor of cooking meat, from the nasal perspective of a vegetarian.

That meatstink is a real puke-a-rama!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

manstinct

the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman

seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence

by eviiil1 April 1, 2007

Manstincts

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

by Joel amb January 12, 2009