When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”

He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.

Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019

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manstructions

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007

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Manstinant

Staying abstinant from dating men for a long period of time.

Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.

Manstinant by Nikki80 June 26, 2015

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Manstincts

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

Manstincts by Joel amb January 12, 2009

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Meatstinct

Meatstinct is the human instinct for meat. It is the desire to devour tasty animal flesh and should not be ignored. Give in to your meatstinct!

I’m getting some very strong meatstinct looking at that succulent pork chop.

Meatstinct by Shedmundo December 24, 2019

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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