McGuyre

McGuyre's are the chillest dudes in every situation. They have a bland sense of humour but their jokes always hit. He's a dude who lights up a room without knowing it cause he's too busy thinking about something else. His mind is sometimes in the clouds but always manages to find where he needs to be.

Damn dude, be more like McGuyre

by sushibake November 22, 2021

Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

McGuired

The ultimate level of intoxication. This happens beyond the blackout stage, and can cause one to do ricidulous, unexplainable things. When McGuired, one often does not wake up in their but, but often on their couch or kitchen floor.

Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: Yeah, but I don't want to drink so much that I get McGuired

by mcguire4313 October 14, 2008

McGuyver

To achieve a goal through the ingenious combination of common household items, in the spirit of Richard Dean Anderson's character McGuyver, from the television series of the same name.

'I McGuyvered a bong out of a coke can and a pen'

by analihilator November 20, 2003

Stinky McGuire

To have someone's (or more specifically, a friend's) back.

"Back home, we call that having a friend's back."
"Well, back in my day, we called it pulling a Stinky McGuire!"
-Hop Pop, Amphibia

by Fumbells August 14, 2021

McGuyver Smoker

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything

Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

by samsongetsmelifted August 13, 2009