McGuyvered

To have hastily improvised with what little materials available at the time

"Where the hell have you been? It's your turn to buy the beers!"

"Sorry guys. I was stuck in the toilet with no bog paper so I McGuyvered a shit spoon out of my sock."

by MisterEssHolden March 9, 2009

macgyvered

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

reverse macgyvered

(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.

Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.

by Cyndiloohoo November 8, 2008

McGuyver

To achieve a goal through the ingenious combination of common household items, in the spirit of Richard Dean Anderson's character McGuyver, from the television series of the same name.

'I McGuyvered a bong out of a coke can and a pen'

by analihilator November 20, 2003

McGuyver Smoker

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything

Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

by samsongetsmelifted August 13, 2009

The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.

Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory

by neanngis September 22, 2009

mcguyver

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.

Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.

by al May 5, 2004