Mbobi

Mbobi's are typically apart of the LGBTQ+ community, but tend to deny it or don't realize it yet. Mbobi's also love to be in relationships and try to never be single. Mbobi's are always great friends, and are really attractive.

Card : I saw you kissing a guy, what's going on?

Mbobi : I'm finally coming out of the closet, I'm gay.

by Shorkiv June 7, 2021

Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Mobina

a persian name for girls which apparently means clear to understand or something tooo bright that brightens everything else.but that doesnt really matter.mobina is a person with long black hair which is likely to be quite curly.her smile and black eyes can easily paralyze so watchout! DO NOT stare at her eyes for more than 3 seconds or you will face the might of the goddess of beauty!
anyway shes the most beatiful and attractive girl ever.most will find her absolutely lovely and sweet which is not surprising.thats how a godess should be!
youd wish to meet a mobina in your life.

-jeez who is that sweetheart?
+shes mobina man.dont you know anything?

by Titanlord August 17, 2018

Egg Mobile

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy

"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom

by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Mobile Game Ads

I BET YOU WONT REACH PINK LEVEL

The Mobile Game Ads are hunting us down!

by godhelpmeplease July 9, 2020