a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.
hey did you just spray mortein
fuck im so itchy
i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!
there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten
Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat
this beewee is pissing me of time to initiate Egg fu
From the mosquito family, is an insect that lies to fit into the crowd. Often known to lose their virginity at 12 and hang around hippopotamus .
hey Fukui herd you lost virginity at 12 ya fucking cunt
hey how's moto moto Fukui
Fukui go buzz somewhere else
11 of June also known as International Leftovers Day. This day marks international leftovers day. i ask that you stand in solidarity with millions of young Australians to eat left overs for one lunchtime. Together we can understand the pain of those who must eat microwaved leftovers, just to survive
yo bro its 11 june tomorrow what leftovers will you be eating
i hate 11 june all i get is microwaved chicken with a few peas if im lucky
11 june really if a special time for all those across the nation
The dirt box or otherwise well known as the Nissan pulsar is a literal tin can flaking to bits with fuck all interior and safety. When experiencing this monstrosity don't be to surprised when ants are crawling up your ass from all the shit ass food on the floor. With a mileage of 400000+ expect to be flooring 100km+ in school zones flexing on kids drooling wishing they were you in the dirt box as it is. With black ice air freshener, an illegal modified exhaust and ALLAH ALIK YA SIDI playing in the background you wanna be drag racing on Beresford Rd. Even though there is a sharp turn don't worry if you cross the painted double lines as all cars will give way to you when they hear the roar from the lawnmower. Overall this car is ideal for men who wanna boost the shit out of a car ignoring road safety . For the rating of this car safety is a 1/5, boosting is 5/5 and vibs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 11/15 falling in the category of an above average car.
"shuu cuz did you see that guy floor 0-60 in 4.67 second what car is that" said jamal "o thats the Nissan pulsar some people call it a dirt box but its an absolute gem" said splambo
"Fuck me who's cutting the grass at this time o wait its the dirt box" said mangwini
"Brother can i hop in the dirt box gotta get to the station asap"
'bro its a Thursday why is someone taking out the trash o wait its the dirt box'
"dont you think Beresford Rd would make a good race track"
The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy
"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse
"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom