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The art of being so perfect no one can compare.

You automatically win any argument.

Maxness is a sign of true royalty and perfection.

Instead of your highness, you are so perfect you become your maxness.
To be maxed out on your maxness.
Maxness by WarmthOfTheSand June 4, 2013
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Madness Combat 

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
Madness Combat by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Madness Combat 

An action flash animation series made by Krinkels. The series takes place in Nevada with the protagonist Hank J. Wimbleton and the Deuteragonists Sanford and Deimos The first Madness Combat was supposed to be a small animation by Krinkels to show what he can do. Fans liked the animation really much, and so came Madness Combat 2.

By the time I'm writing this, We're still waiting for Madness Combat 12.
Madness Combat 12 will come out when Half Life 3 comes out.
Madness Combat by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020

Madness Combat 

A series of movie where the protagonist “Hank J Wimbleton” fucks everything up.
Madness Combat by Rogue-3 March 24, 2021

Meaty Madness 

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)
chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot
Meaty Madness by modc June 21, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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