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macness

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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Madness Combat

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008
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Leafer Madness

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021
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menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012
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Madness Combat

An action flash animation series made by Krinkels. The series takes place in Nevada with the protagonist Hank J. Wimbleton and the Deuteragonists Sanford and Deimos The first Madness Combat was supposed to be a small animation by Krinkels to show what he can do. Fans liked the animation really much, and so came Madness Combat 2.

By the time I'm writing this, We're still waiting for Madness Combat 12.
Madness Combat 12 will come out when Half Life 3 comes out.
by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020
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Madness Combat

A series of movie where the protagonistHank J Wimbleton” fucks everything up.
by Rogue-3 March 24, 2021
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Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)
chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot
by modc June 21, 2011
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