Matpon
someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.
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Matson
Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.
Matson by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020
matronize
matronize by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008
Matton
A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.
Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
Matton by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012
x-matronic
1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use
x-matronic by jackdan October 3, 2006
Oh matron!
A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.
Similar to 'Thats what she said!'
Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.
Similar to 'Thats what she said!'
Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.
Oh matron! by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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