Matpon

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,
-thank you,
-...do i???
-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

Matpon by La_La June 11, 2008

Math fab Mathonwy 

The evilest god ever.

Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.

Math fab Mathonwy by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

Matson 

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.

Matson by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

matronize 

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"

Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?

matronize by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008

Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.

"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"

Matton by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012

x-matronic 

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

x-matronic by jackdan October 3, 2006

Oh matron! 

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

Oh matron! by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013