manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!
by Ross Smith February 14, 2003
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when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist
Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"
by kaseyworthmeyer May 28, 2015
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Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
by Sexican619 December 30, 2006
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A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole
Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.
by E-Dog1209 February 15, 2016
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Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo
by yoyo August 15, 2003
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cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
by Big B September 13, 2003
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When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.
Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.
by T-Man Whitey November 03, 2009
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