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Matpon
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someone
who sucks up/absorbs the funny then
destroy
's it.
someone
that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.
-hey you tottally have the funny
man
,
-thank you,
-...do i???
-no your a Matpon,
im sorry
there is
no hope
for you
Matpon
by
La_La
June 11, 2008
Get the
Matpon
mug.