Mathities 

When someone gets an F in math.

Ugh, my sister has mathities, I am going to have to help her.

Mathities by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

augmented matricies by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mantities by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

mathieson by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Mattitie 

A word made up by two spontaneous girls dalanee and brooklyana and is a nick name for mattia polibio

Look at Mattitie over there he is so cool

Mattitie by Stupidpersonwhowillneverbefamo October 26, 2020

Mathisism 

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok

Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?

Mathisism by Thicctator February 20, 2019