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mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.
1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

matities 

hakuna matities
"Hakuna Matities, what a wonderful phrase."
matities by wenis..teetus August 17, 2019

Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.
Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!
Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005

matitties with no ass 

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!

Mathities 

When someone gets an F in math.
Ugh, my sister has mathities, I am going to have to help her.
Mathities by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023