Mathisism

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok

Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?

by Thicctator February 20, 2019

Matrixism

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

by CaTina November 19, 2007

matridism

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted by illiterate teenagers on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe the real world is a hoax that's being pulled on us by robots, space aliens, or multinational corporations depeding on which one you ask. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be acid, mushrooms, or some other drug. Because if the hippies taught us anything, they taught us that all the stuff you see on acid is real and makes perfect sense. Hey, good luck with that, guys.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).

-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.

-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.

"Hello, sir! May I come in and talk to you about how Neo and Matrixism have changed my life? No? Oh well, Oracle bless you anyway."

by Bevets' Mom January 30, 2006

mitchisismo

a very very smart guy

guy 1: Hey mitchisismo
guy 2: Good Evening

guy 1: Well Bye mitchisismo
guy 2: Farwell on this wonderful night.

by RedRanger_25 December 1, 2021

Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths

"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"

by TazzyJackson February 13, 2020

mathism

Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things

My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem

by Superior Archont March 28, 2005